Earlier this week, 50 Cent threw out the worst first pitch in Major League Baseball history.
This is a photogenic fact.
Asked to explain what the HECK happened during an appearance on Good Morning America today, the rapper swore such an incomprehensibly poor toss was not a publicity stunt.
"It slipped! It slipped out of my hand," the 38-year-old said. "I’m not a professional pitcher, I make music."
Fiddy said the pitch has became so notorious so quickly that the police even pulled him over just to talk about it.
"I was a little nervous when he pulled me over," the artist said. "I was, like, 'Oh no, what did I do?' and then he said, 'You know that pitch was terrible."
It really was.
50 Cent took to Twitter soon after and exclaimed:
"I'm a hustler not a Damn ball player. LMAO…The sh!t almost hit the camera man damn, if you look close you can see them moving the plate."
Sorry, Fiddy. But we never wanna see this pitch ever again. Look below. It's worse than that of Carly Rae Jepsen!